Significant Client Requirements

• No Malice

  Although nobody is perfect (for which we are respectful of sincerely apologetic efforts of reparation), we would not support anyone who is selfishly or vengefully intending to cause harm to others. If you are the type of person who is apathetic about others, please heed this practical intel that we are not people you want to have around you. Our small team is comprised of instinctive protectors. We will only help those who are in trouble despite no intentional harm, who now could use some help restoring their lives and successes.

  Stay Away if Philosophically Malicious

  In the private sector, we have no interest or ability participate in your political debates. Neither you nor we would benefit if you were to force us to make you our business if you have any interest in any violent hostilities against the US, UK, or Israeli governments—or the populaces thereof. If we were to suspect any malice of yours against a populace or military of the US, UK, or Israel, we would inform them of such.

  In the private sector, we have no interest or ability participate in your political debates. Neither you nor we would benefit if you were to force us to make you our business if you have any interest in any violent hostilities against the US, UK, or Israeli governments—or the populaces thereof. If we were to suspect any malice of yours against a populace or military of the US, UK, or Israel, we would inform them of such.

  If you were to force us to make you our business, you would find that we have extreme incongruence with those who have adversarial intentions. If you are planning any form of malice, hostility, or exploitation in violation of US law, we would be required morally and legally to report it. As could be discerned by culling bits of public information (albeit nowhere on the Internet) regarding examples of our management's unbreakable loyalties as honorable professionals, there is absolutely nothing that could motivate us or could coerce us to accept a client who is connected to any form of hostility towards the populace or military of the US, UK, or Israel.

• No Malevolent History or Intentions

  Please do not contact us or otherwise attempt to engage our services if you currently are violating, or intend to violate during your services with us, the criminal laws of the US, UK, St. Kitts and Nevis, Switzerland, Israel, or reciprocating ally thereof.

  We particularly are protective against human trafficking/slavery (in any nation, including the modern depravity that occurs against women and children), other unilateral exploitation, antagonism to national security of the US and allies thereof, or other deliberate nefariousness. We will not help anyone who has intentionally hurt others, who themselves were not attempting to attack innocent people. This matter applies regardless of how upset or desperate you were at the time, and regardless of whether you have ever been identified by law enforcement.

  Each member of our founding group, including the senior concierge level, has been a direct witness to unspeakable evil in the world. Fortunately, most people in industrialized countries cannot comprehend such horrors, but we have been sensitized to distinctive manifestations. Those who know any of us well enough to understand the concept of limitless protectiveness for loyal innocence would reasonably surmise the extensiveness of resolute responses that would have been necessary, when victims were restrained from the types of personal freedoms that our Founding Fathers have inspired throughout most industrialized countries. For anyone of immoral motivation, what all of that means is that we believe in believe in moral duty, surpassing legal minima and self-protective limitations of duties of job descriptions. Partially because (unfortunately) of perceptiveness of manifestations that are common among such situations, we would be the worst types of people for nefarious hostiles to know. Although we do not participate in LE or court matters, the founders, associates, and management of our firm have spent their careers in unwavering faithfulness to US, British, and Israeli interests, including support for the foundational values thereof.

• Unshakable Reciprocity of Loyalty

  The factor that disqualifies the most people from our services is disloyalty. This protects us from the risk that our faithfully ardent loyalty could be exploited into isolation and manipulative scapegoat status. 

  You must have never been disloyal or malicious in any way whatsoever towards anyone who had not initially intended to harm you or to harm another innocent person maliciously—regardless of how desperate you were in self-preservation.

  The intensity of our protectiveness inherently requires personal faithfulness and care for you.  We are a valued resource because we endlessly and ardently uphold our commitments to loyalty.  Please do not be tempted to misapply our vessel of good loyalties for convenient disloyalty.  A cavalier example of conjecture by people who do not want to feel uncomfortable that somehow honest and good-natured people can find themselves in need of solace, Romantic Sovereignty is not for adultery.

• Cooperatively Empowering TS//SCI-Style Protocols for Members of the Foriegn-Affairs Communities of the US, UK, and Israel Not on Behalf of anywhere that Does Not Have Normalized, Ally Relations

  Not an Official or Contractor
  Acting in Support of a Non-Ally Government

  As a no-exception, absolutely strict condition of ours, we will  not assist anyone in PMC subcontracting, intelligence contracting, DIPSEC, or official duties who ever conducts any operations in any jurisdiction against the national interests of the US, UK, or Israel.

  Any insinuation of any request to be of service to anyone who is hostile to the direct, or allied indirect, national interests of the US, UK, or Israel shall result in permanent rejection of services.  Decades of harsh times experienced by our management never involved a momentary weakness of loyalty, and absolutely nothing can change that status. Bluntly, you do not want to experience what can happen to someone who is seen as the mortal version of a demon asking for a soul.  Yes, we are that serious.

  If you think we could be a good source of intel, the opposite is true.  We'd rather tell you bluntly now than to waste our time and resources on you.  We're a small, private business comprised of a few blown (civvy blue, out of our control) retirees who need to take care of our families.  We know the trade, and we are not going to dance or to play games with you.  That makes us the worst x-ray—useless but high-risk. Our entire paradigm is uniquely structured around the concept of no NTK, with less exposure than any ordinary hotel. Most of our clients are completely unrelated to the intel community, and the rest are contractors who are simply following protocols, never having a need to expose anything useful. You would be far more effective in sticking with the same textbook routines in the same lounges in any of the same international hotels that you already know.  The young field officers and the hardened principal analysts are still careful to adhere to the fortified bases, and the sad reality is that most of the world's biggest HVTs remain over-confident by going to the same international hotels that you already know. If you think we'd be a fun CI conquest, the same analogy applies. 

  USA-Friendly Assets

  If you would like our hospitality based on the referral from a patriotic US citizen, we shall be extremely careful and respectful for your support of the cultivation of democracy and freedom. Please click here.

• No False Defamation or Breach of Confidentiality Reciprocally Protecting You, Other Clients, and Us Minimum Damages of four thousand Dollars Please cancel if you do not agree to the terms herein.

  We actively endeavor to suppress the access and mechanisms of defamation, sabotage, and/or manipulation of

  • hostiles who defame others with mischaracterizing lawsuits or mischaracterizing Internet posts,
  • contextually imbalanced/sensational reporters,
  • social media gossips,
  • falsely accusatory officials who are non-jurisdictional or engaged in unlawfully dishonest exploitation, and
  • Paparazzi
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  The salient, direct connection to protective roles results in a psychosocial phenomenon among a small percentage of people who tend to attack their own protectors, particularly during times of stress and with the inevitability of disappointments within unpleasant circumstances.

  • To provide an impartial, simple example, some patients are quick to voice a variety of criticisms against dentists who act in good faith, but who inevitably are associated with waiting-time inconveniences, burdensome costs, and discomforts—which can occasionally lead to distorted complaints, for which there sometimes can be no method for disproving a negative, occasionally snowballing into an unjustly destroyed career.
  • More relatable within some of our niches, there have been famous career implosions of entertainers who have taken for granted the agents, entertainment attorneys, and producers who had discreetly maintained skills and relationships to support culturally delicate careers.
  • Pertinent to a far different sector, some people spout wildly skewed and false criticisms against members of the JSOC and US/British/Israeli foreign HUMINT communities who quietly risk their lives for unavoidably disconcerting protection from the mayhem that would otherwise come against us. 
  • Some people can be tempted to identify attorneys and other confidentiality-upholding service providers as being convenient scapegoats. Many people dehumanize us and do not consider that our how our innocent family members and colleagues suffer heavy personal turmoil, even for individual occurrences of consumer-level exploitation. In reality, severe cultural and professional responses are automatically triggered, often with wildly disproportionate severity, because we also work in some extremely sensitive realms; even a single modestly negative review that is unintentionally invalid or exploited as a scapegoat can cause irreversible destruction. Then, unlike ordinary consumer realms, other professional, legal, and governmental responses to any slight, undeserved negativity can involuntarily trigger massive reverberations, reversing all technical and legal protections of confidentiality (such as seemingly anonymous reviews) and intensively examining the accusers' affairs. Eventual civil judgments for libel, tortious business interruption, and defamation are rarely sufficient to cover the damages, even when such judgments often wipe out all of the assets of the consumer and/or associated small business.

  To enable at least a token of tangible comprehension of the ambiguous damages that could be in the millions of dollars, with the hope to deter non-niche-relevant people from becoming clients if they know themselves to have cavalier volatility, any of the following acts shall be pre-specified to incur damages of no less than four thousand dollars,

  • disclosures to third parties of non-public, appropriately non-disclosable information that is explicitly pre-identified as confidential, whether involving us or another client--with reciprocation from us for your benefit;
  • theft of proprietary intellectual property or unlawful espionage;
  • publicly posted photography or named references of a client or professional who is at a private dwelling and has a reasonable expectation of privacy;
  • threats, assaults, or negligent endangerment of body or property by you or an on-site companion of yours against another client or us;
  • false statements of defamation on a Web site or an associated service provider, regarding us or another client;

  Any credit balance up to the minimal amount shall be applied respectively.

  We hold ourselves in reciprocation of the same commitments to you.  Our duties substantially involve protection of client privacy.  Please do not hesitate to identify any matters that you share with us as being sensitively confidential, especially if not obvious.  Please do not cause any secrets of yours to become potentially public by sharing them with third parties, such as travel agents, or third-party hospitality providers, or independent contractors.

  Please click here for more information regarding compartmentalization.

   

  Productive Communications with Us

  Especially considering that these are serious matters that surpass the realm of routine hospitality and business services, we are endeavoring to use subjective, explanatory, simple English to introduce legally complex topics, and to provide a deterrent for circumstances that would likely involve far heavier damages.    For details, please contact a concierge, on duty 24 hours.  Formal, mutually signed written agreements may replace these terms.  If you do not agree with these terms, please cancel at no charge within the free window of cancellation, or within three days of placing a reservation, whichever comes last.

  In the long run, everyone is best served if we cooperate directly, with open lines of communication.  Our fundamental business is dependent on developing perpetually deepening alliances and caring fiduciary relationships with our clients; please realize that we in management genuinely want you to be happy, and we appreciate the time you take to inform us whenever there are opportunities to find creative solutions to achieve that happiness. Contractors and lower-level staffers do not always sustain a fiduciary persona of caring for you, so please make sure your senior concierge fully knows if you remain dissatisfied in any way, and we especially appreciate input from you of your own individualized, creative ideas of ways to make you happy, even if such solutions involve services after you have left. Those are productive and healthy means of communication.

  Hospitality unavoidably involves subjective variables in expectations and honest mistakes by well-intentioned personnel and contractors. Uncontrollable circumstances, other clients, and infinite environmental variables inevitably create occasional disappointments and frustrations for our clients. Our particular niche, with the requisite variability of location and contracted staffers, causes us to be routinely inefficient and disappointed without the ability to draw on the efficiency and reliability of the infrastructure of a luxury hotel. When we make mistakes and when there are disappoints to you in any way, please do coordinate with us directly instead of complaining to third parties, or showing off dirty laundry on online forums.

• Not a Fugitive or HVT Of a US Jurisdiction or with US Reciprocation Contrast: Protective of Commercial, Evangelical, and Political Targets of Non-Friendly Nations

  If you are being sought by a law enforcement agency US, UK, Israel, or reciprocated ally thereof—or if you are regarded as a national-security/military target of a military of the US, UK, or Israel, we cannot harbor you, regardless of your innocence.

  For the sake of illustration by contrast, we would be an excellent resource for a target of civil injustice.  If you are merely being targeted with false publicity or civil injustice, we are accustomed to working with morally oriented, ethical executives who are worried about being extorted with twisted allegations or wrongfully blamed for invalid accusations. We understand the need to extract yourself from those who carelessly or exploitatively exasperate false denigrations with selective facts or perpetuation of false hearsay, within a context of actual innocence.

  You indeed could be fully innocent as the subject of naïve guilt by association or some other cause of false accusation. For your benefit and ours, if you are a fugitive, regardless of factual innocence, please take our policy seriously and stay away.  Many good people depend on us staff members. A fugitive should expect that we would discover your status, and know that we would be mandated by law to proceed accordingly. Trying to stay with us could exasperate your problems, causing you to squander more rational legal strategies on which you could be focused right now.

• No Associations with Malicious Parties

  Please do not contact us for any reason by any means if you have any kind connection to any individual or group that is hostile towards the US, UK, Israel, or ally thereof—even if you yourself hold no such hostilities.